Today, I have two theories for you concerning the Human Fish.
First up addresses his attire, his prop sword and his mimicking MC Chris on last night’s (Wednesday August 24th) episode. This theory is a simple one that requires no delving into. The Human Fish was a comedian in his Human Fish community before coming to land. He loves to get laughs.
Secondly, I believe the Human Fish has three names. One is the one we have given him, The Human Fish. Another is, as Gethard said at the end of last night’s episode, a Human name. The last is a fish name. These names? I have no clue. But I am thinking this is the case. Why else would Gethard say “I almost called you by your human name.”
Do you have a Human Fish Theory? If so, feel free to submit it!
Matt Besser gave a theory on air last night that the Human Fish was, in fact, just a strange New Yorker wearing a bathing suit pretending to be a fish. I don’t think that this is the case. Here’s my evolution theory of the Human Fish.
The Human Fish comes from a long lineage of mermaids who, overtime, evolved from having long fish-like tails to having legs and flippers. The hair on his chest is what protects his species from diseases and bacteria. Again, this is just a theory.
On the August 3rd edition of TCGS, a man named Vacation Jason called into the show. It’s common knowledge that VJ has been all over the world, including the seas.
Here’s my theory: The Human Fish and Vacation Jason have crossed paths before.
When VJ is talking, pretty much the whole time the Human Fish covering his mouth. He has not done this before. And VJ has Reverse Scurvy, it might be affecting his memory. But it seemed very much like something was going on, only for that call!
I don’t know, it’s just a theory.
Mitchell Stephen Fesh’s Theory
We have found out a few details on the Human Fish, sure. He hates human children. He cries air. He wears goggles full of water to protect his eyes when outside of the water. He mimes stroking a shaft when the word “cock” is said. Here is my first entry dedicated to theories on The Human Fish.
This is a two parter.
He loves to dance and likes to be around robots.
On tonight’s (Wednesday August 3rd, 2011) episode, The Human Fish was spotted dancing alongside an audience member. Sounds harmless enough, sure. However, this audience member was SWAGbot3000. A robot. Could it be that the Human Fish likes robots and dancing with them?
My other theory to this is that while it is dancing, the Human Fish zones out from his surroundings and is unaware of what is and who is near him. This seems far fetched as it would be dangerous to the Human Fish to not be aware of predators while dancing.
More theories to come! Feel free to submit your own theories!
The Human Fish Theorist.